It’s Kind of Like Cleaning

I can’t stand to throw things away if I know they could be useful someday. And I’m really good at ignoring piles of things as they build up just at the edge of my peripheral vision. And then every so often I realize that the thought of not doing the useful thing and also the giant pile of stuff I’m doing nothing with has become such a backlog of frustration that I must do something about it NOW. One option is just to actually clean the pile of things, put it all away tidily, maybe even find new homes for the useful things I’m just not using. Another option is to leave the pile where it is but spend 2 months knitting from it and saying that this is my way of cleaning the living room, even though for those 2 months the living room doesn’t actually get any cleaner as far as anyone can tell.

 

Anyway, my point is when this feeling also comes at the beginning of a semester, a time when I am historically quite unable to can in any sort of manner and desperately casting about for simple knitting that’s still pretty enough to be a distraction, glorious things can happen.

 

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And then happen again.

 

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And then keep happening.

 

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Like, over and over.

 

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Again.

 

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And again.

 

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Until I’m like, “Whoa, OK, missy, that’s an awful lot of socks to be considered just one pair. Or…4 pairs. Or maybe it’s 28? Hard to say, really, but we’re ready to stop now.”

 

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Pattern: All top down, 60 or 64 stitches depending on my mood, heel flap & gusset, varying cuff & leg lengths. The only really consistent thing I did was make sure to leave enough when I finished one toe to cast on the next cuff with the same yarn. This made a few socks a smidge short and also in some cases there was just enough yarn to be like one side of a long-tail cast-on, but I made it work.
Yarn:
all of them, basically
Needles:
2 mm/US 0 Karbonz circular
Started:
1/26/17
Finished:
3/26/17

 

Yet still the yarn bits remained. Then I remembered the scrappy linen stitch scarf I started a couple years ago to deal with the leftover leftovers that were leftover after I’d used my leftovers in the blanket.

 

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It had been sitting on a broken KnitPicks circular and I had to look up my Ravelry project page to figure out what size needle I had used, and then I had to take a good long look at it to figure out how exactly I thought I had been interpreting linen stitch (turns out it was at least 2 conflicting ways, I think), and basically after a few rows of trying to get back into it the gauge was way off and the stitch pattern was not working, so I just plain started over.

 

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This time I made 2 balls of ends and I’m alternating every other row, which is working with the linen stitch quite nicely to mix up all these colors and not let anything dominate.

 

It’s going so quickly.

 

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It’s fantastic.

Then I remembered the Nether Garments I started and put away a while back. I had gotten them to mid-thigh and was finding the circumference I had reached to be a bit of an endurance test at this gauge, so I set them aside for a while. But this morning I realized that if I keep going at this scarf at this pace I’ll use up everything and then just always have these half-finished leggings taking up an entire Karbonz circ that could be better used in other, actual knitting.

And then I thought about how nice it would be to just call them legwarmers and be done.

 

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Pattern: ostensibly Nether Garments by Elizabeth Zimmermann; more details on my project page
Yarn:
yes, that’s what I used
Needles:
2 mm/US 0 Karbonz circular, 2-at-a-time Magic Loop
Started:
5/8/16
Finished:
4/2/17

 

Of course, unraveling the last few inches of these just made more yarn mess that I will now have to “clean” my way through, but I mean come on, did anyone really think anything I ever did was actually going to lead to less of a yarn pile in the living room?

2 thoughts on “It’s Kind of Like Cleaning

  1. Love love love the socks. and the linen stitch too.
    I made a sock yarn blanket from all my odds and ends, but now I have more odds and ends…what to do….what to do…..

    I often contemplate cleaning and sorting and throwing up, but then knitting happens….and keeps happening.

    And spinning, there is always spinning.

    1. The thing about not needing an entire skein of sock yarn to make socks is that there are always going to be leftovers. It’s the eternal problem.

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